you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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