I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
