Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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