i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Randomize
