He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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