Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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