How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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