Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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