Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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