high people should be assigned attendants
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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