thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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