she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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