How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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