i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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