just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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