I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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