Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just high enough for therapy.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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