But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Omg I joined a choir last night...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You did what with his pubic hair?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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