Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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