wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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