"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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