Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
she pinky promised me she was 18
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
