Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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