my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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