I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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