I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We left the knife in your bed.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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