You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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a search helicopter?!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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