Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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