i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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