This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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