I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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