If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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