I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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