the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
should my penis look like a turkey
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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