sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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