There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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