One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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