Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
