So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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