jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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