I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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