i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Is that strawberry winking at me??
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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