Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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