i already hear my dad disowning me
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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