no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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