Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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