No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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