I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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