At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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