she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
