reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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