Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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