WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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