Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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