yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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