So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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